lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
babies were throwing up all over the place
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I need a beard to bite.
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