? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You are the jesus of drinking
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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