What should our trivia night team be named?
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Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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