please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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