The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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