Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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