...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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