i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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