What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
It's never too late to be topless.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I love you. Go after that dick
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