either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
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