he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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