i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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