Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
areolas are like halos for boobs.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
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