Midget sex pt 2 tonight
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I understand Curling. That high.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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