Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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