i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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