Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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