He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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