i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
