Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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