i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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