...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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