he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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