Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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