So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You can't just leave with hair like that
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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