Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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