All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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