her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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