Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Redeem this text for a blowjob
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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