This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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