I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
