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No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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