It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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