Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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