the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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