But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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