That's intense
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
So. Much. Porn.
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