i need an iv and a liver transplant
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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