We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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