i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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