What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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