Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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