So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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