so let's talk penis.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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