i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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