Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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