so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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