We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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