Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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