Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize