I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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