try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you win again, gameday.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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