just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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