but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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