erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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