I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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