your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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