Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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