New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We are all done wearing pants today
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